Womanly Wiles Quotes

“A woman is like an ocean, sir, beautiful to look at but dangerous to cross.”
― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur's Son & Other Wild Tales

“I was always useless at flirting, and simply did not know what needed to be done in order to snare my target... I always ended up resorting to jokes, and most men don't like funny women. They like to do the jokes.”
― Joan Sims, High Spirits

“Your baby would be better looking than that Brad Pitt kid, Moses or Shiloh or whatever. Hard on the rest of us tadpoles."
Leeda rolled her eyes. "Yeah, and your babies would be total slouches." When the two were out together, it was Murphy who had the freakish ability to make random guys approach her out of nowhere. Once she had been hit on by a Hare Krishna while they were eating ice cream in the East Village. She could bend spoons with the sheer force of her curves. "Do you ever want a boyfriend again?" Leeda mused.
"I have boyfriends."
"You have boys. Not boyfriends. Heartbreaker.”
― Jodi Lynn Anderson, Love and Peaches