Sexual Positions Quotes

“Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German’s six ways of saying ‘the’, like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.”
― Barry Webster, The Lava in My Bones

“His stomach gave a growl. Food crossed his mind. So did fooling around. The latter won. Without question.
Hannah lifted her head, licked her lips. "Breakfast in bed?"
He deftly eased her onto her back. Then rolled atop her. She yielded beneath him. So soft. So warm. So willing. "Love over easy, babe."
"Double that order.”
― Kate Angell, The Café Between Pumpkin and Pie