Sassy Dialogue Quotes

“My chair rolls to a stop. his voice cut short, followed by a thump and sliding sound. My wheelchair rolls forward again. I look back and see Ragnar pushing it innocently along. Sevro isn't in the hallway behind us. I frown, wondering where he went, till he bursts out of a side passage.
"You! Troll!" Sevro shouts. "I'm a terrorist warlord! Stop throwing me. You made me drop my candy!" Sevro looks at the floor of the hallway. "Wait. Where is it? Dammit, Ragnar. Where is my peanut bar? You know how many people I had to kill to get that? Six! Six!"
Ragnar chews quietly above me, and though I'm probably mistaken, I think I see him smile.”
― Pierce Brown, Morning Star

“I trust my points are noted... Very noted... Received, recognized, and duly considered with the utmost gravity. Sealed, notarized, and firmly imprinted upon my rational essence.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”
― Walt Disney Company

“And there’s no synthetic owners manual?” His lips twitched, smile threatening to break into a grin.

A joke. He wasn’t funny. “Do you come with an owners’ manual, Captain? Because I’d like to study your troubleshooting section.”

“Would you like to strip me down to my nuts and bolts, and figure out what makes me tick?”

“I knew what made you tick from the moment we first met. That’s why I punched you between the legs.”

~ #1001 & Caleb”
― Pippa DaCosta, Girl From Above: Trapped

“He’s lovely,” I say, putting my hand out to the dog. “What’s his name?”
“Boris Johnson.”
I blink. “Pardon?”
He smiles. “Because he’s blond and stupid and makes very questionable decisions.”
― Lily Morton, Oz

“That’s me, keeping things bitchy from open to close.” I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.”
― Katherine McIntyre, By the Sea

“Oooo...He's being a saucy motherfu*ker tonight. He does wrong and I'm the one who gets treated like the whore of Babylon. Fine, he wants a show I'll give him a damn show.”
― S.K. Logsdon, Stricken Unveiled

“The jury’s still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place.”
― Katherine McIntyre, Scrying for Summer

“You gotta put in a little more work to crack this egg, baby.”
― Casey McQuiston, One Last Stop

“I cock an eyebrow and sass him before I run it through any filter, "Do you mind not checking out my ass?"
His eyes crinkle, and a cute dimple appears on his cheek. Dammit! Dimples!
He chuckles, "Of course, I mind. It's a nice ass."
Erogenous zones —activated.”
― Jessika Klide, Big Book Boss

“You tickle my fancy, and I don’t need anything on TV to help with that.”
― Mia Bishop, Sweet as Clover

“Yeah. Shitty. Coffee. 'Shoffee,' if you will.”
― Megan Carroll, Breed: Prophecy Reawakened

“I grin. “It’s just a party,” I assure her. “Nothin’ big.”

“There ain’t nothin’ that happens on this ranch that’s organized by your mama that ain’t big. That woman’s about as subtle as a shotgun.”

“A shotgun can be subtle if it ain’t bein’ fired,” I point out.

She narrows her eyes. I think she’s about to quip back with something super sassy, but then a smile wrinkles up her face. “You sayin’ I’m better off to keep the shotgun from firin’?”

“I’m sayin’ quit playin’ with the trigger, Grandma.”
― Daryl Banner, Football Sundae

“With those outfits, you two do not deserve music.”
― Nicola Yoon, Instructions for Dancing

“Nat, you have more important things to think about. Like getting out of here. We aren’t playing bed-the-orderly with him.”
― Mia Bishop, Revelations: Madhouse

“You’re a ghost, Nick. A ghost. I don’t know how it’s possible or if it is possible. Even if I didn’t imagine the whole situation, it’s never happening again.”
― Mia Bishop, Sweet as Clover

“You know how moths look at a fire and think, "Oooh! Shiny!" and then die in a burst of flame and regret?

Vaguely?

Right Just checking to be sure”
― Roshani Chokshishi

“You all go running your yaps about using the funds— but we don’t use them! Not really. Bringing in a speaker, maybe, now and again, the Mercy Fund— what good does that do in the long run? No real tangible benefit.” Alaine saw some of the farmers’ mouths harden into angry lines. Those speakers brought new research and techniques that many of the farms now used. And the Mercy Fund had saved many of them from small calamities time and again. Olson didn’t understand how those small calamities could snowball into losing a farm outright. “No real long-term benefit, not like good policy from the mayor’s office.”
“Yes, Mr. Olson, but you can’t buy good policy,” Alaine said.”
― Rowenna Miller, The Fairy Bargains of Prospect Hill

“We're not responsible for what our parents do. They're not perfect people."
My sister raised an eyebrow at me. I was walking a fine line, and she wanted to shove me over to the safe side to protect her charmed memories of Momma.
"Well, it's the truth. Parents are prone to failure," I reiterated. "You and I know this better than anyone."
Marvina glared at me. "No one is perfect. Not mothers. Not daughters, either."
"I never claimed to be perfect. I made a mistake."
"No. A mistake is when you act without realizing those actions will have negative consequences as a result. That's different from a lapse in judgement." She didn't mince words. The way she sounded all calm and collected while criticizing me--- classic Momma move.
"Do you get a pass for being young? Naive? Inexperienced?"
Kerresha's spoon clacked against her bowl. "Ummm... Are we talking about me or one of y'all?"
"These are general understandings," Marvina deflected in a soothing manner.
"I call BS," Kerresha said.”
― Michelle Stimpson, Sisters with a Side of Greens