Pillow Fight Quotes

“I once saw two ducks brawling, and I thought, "Hey, it's a pre-pillow fight." It was so violent that it made me want to capture their energy and take a nap.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“It is unquestionably foolish to begin a battle when you don't know the full strength of your adversary.”
― Claire Kent, Escorted

“Ducks are about as deadly as pillows, but yet both are known to be involved in fights. One time I was in a bar and I got beat up by a flock of drunk head cushions.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“One time I got beat up by a post-duck. That pillow hit hard.”
― Jarod Kintz, Duck Quotes For The Ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

“If a man makes pillows, even if made from duck down, how does he sleep at night? Does a pillow maker have no soul? How can pillow makers sleep knowing they make an Object Of Violence that is involved in more fights than any other component of bedding?”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“The only thing throw pillows are good for are naked pillow fights”
― Marina Adair, The Café Between Pumpkin and Pie