Laid Quotes

“Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”
“Jesus,” Annie said. “None of you got laid in high school, did you?”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.”
― C.M. Stunich, Losing Me, Finding You

“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”
― M.F. Moonzajer

“And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.”
― Katie Heaney, Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”
― Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours

“Get off of my shoulders. The foundation has been laid, now its time for you to build on it and get to work.”
― Amelia Boynton Robinson

“And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what’s on their minds? I’ll tell you: How are they gonna get laid, and where are they gonna find some mind-altering substances.”
― Michel Faber, The Book of Strange New Things

“There's nothing wrong with us," Anya said. "You, on the other hand, are way too tense. You probably need to get laid. Maybe Grant Cassidy can help you with that.”
― Jaci Burton, Quarterback Draw

“He wanted to make a copy to send back to his sister – the one who’d been smart enough to finish college and was working for Weyland-Yutani as a forensic xenobiologist. She made disgustingly good money. Still, he got laid a lot more often.
It was all a matter of perspective.”
― James A. Moore, Alien: Sea of Sorrows

“The guy snarled out a string of profanity describing his night with Conn's mother.

"Sounds about right," Conn said, but Matt didn't miss the glint in Conn's eye. "She's been dead for twenty years, but dead's probably the only way you get laid.”
― Anne Calhoun, Under the Surface

“Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.”
― David Burr Gerrard, Short Century

“Take your rest lest you are laid to rest.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1