Heathers Quotes

“A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.”
― Kelly Link, Pretty Monsters: Stories

“People will look at the burning ashes of Westerberg High and think, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because that school was society.”
― Lawrence O'Keefe

“This may sound like a stupid question..." Veronica bit her bottom lip, hesitant on her intuition.
"There are no stupid questions," JD replied.
"You inherit five-million dollars on the same day aliens land on the planet and say they're going to blow the planet up in two days. What do you do?" She asks.
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard," The boy in the trenchcoat sniggered, but continued. "I'd probably row out to the middle of a lake somewhere, bring along a bottle of tequila, my sax, and- uh, some bach." He finally answered the stupid question.
"How vary.”
― Laurence O'Keefe

“No good can ever come from naming your daughter Heather, just saying. It's like you're asking for the kid to pull a Winona Ryder at some point. It's like, geez, Karen. Watch the dang movie before slapping the name on an innocent baby.”
― Susan Hawke, Rules to Ignore