Justin Swapp > Quotes

“I don’t fight dirty, I just do what it takes to win. There’s a difference—usually.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant

“You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant

“Everybody, even those that don’t like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.”
― Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop

“He glared at Mr. Diddley’s yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he’d like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it.”
― Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop

“Roger’s wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston’s arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.”
― Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop

“To be a man of action may be honorable, but to be a dead man of action profits you nothing.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant

“It means you would do well to think more before you act. To be a man of action may be honorable, but to be a dead man of action profits you nothing.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant

“It’s square shaped... Roger mumbled, “Could be a remote detonator...”
― Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop

“Those who require mercy shouldn’t desire the judgment of others.”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant

“Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone.”
― Justin Swapp, The Magic Shop

“Private like, this is cool stuff, and I should let my cousin in on it, kind of private?” Gunnar asked, “or, private like, I wet my pants, and I’m hiding the evidence, kind of private?”
― Justin Swapp, The Shadow's Servant