Bill Maher Mocks God Obsession Following Donald Trump’s Assassination Attempt

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Bill Maher has had enough of the right’s God obsession following the attempted assassination of Donald Trump that took place earlier this week.

A known atheist, Maher said on Real Time that Trump is already powerful enough, there’s no need to bring religion into it.

“Since the bullet that was meant for Donald Trump missed him last Saturday, Republicans have been indulging in an orgy of magical thinking,” said the HBO host during his “New Rule” segment on Friday.

He referenced a post from YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul referring to Trump as “one of God’s angels,” along with a picture shared by Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar which depicted God guiding the bullet away from the former president.

Maher added: “Steve Scalise said, ‘Yesterday there were miracles, and I think the hand of God was there too.’ Steve was also shot, but God was having an off day.”

“America doesn’t need a demigod,” he continued, later adding, “MAGA Nation, because they are religious by nature and given to magical thinking, have been trending towards demigod worship for a while now… But Trump didn’t survive the attempt on his life because of divine intervention. He survived because a virgin couldn’t hit the fattest president since Taft.”

“And again, make no mistake, I’m glad he couldn’t. But Trump is alive because he’s the single luckiest motherf*cker who ever lived. His whole life is a string of ‘You gotta be f*cking kidding me’s,’” Maher said.

He then outlined how lucky Trump has been his entire life, inheriting a fortune from his father, dodging the implications of tax fraud, and outliving Richard Simmons despite rarely exercising or eating healthy. Maher then circled back to the shooting.

“Look, I fervently hope that nobody ever shoots at Trump or any candidate, but if you have to have someone do it, it’s kind of lucky to have it be the world’s biggest loser. And it all just makes religious-minded people see Trump as something preterhuman now, when in reality, he puts his pants on one leg at a time, after sex with a porn star.”

Maher concluded, “You want to vote for him? Fine. But don’t pray to him—he’s already all in on being godlike.” He brought up how Trump recently bragged to the New York Post, “The doctor at the hospital… called it a miracle. I’m not supposed to be here. I’m supposed to be dead.”

“Yeah, so is Dick Cheney,” Maher replied. “But karma isn’t cooperating, and karma isn’t a thing.”

You can watch a clip of Maher’s New Rule segment from last night’s episode above and catch new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher on Fridays at 10 p.m. ET on HBO or streaming on Max.