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On Monday night, late night hosts pulled out all the stops in their final show before the midterm elections. Jimmy Kimmel exposed lying voters who claimed to have voted in the midterms last week, Late Night has been running a 35-hour marathon of “A Closer Look” segments on YouTube, and Stephen Colbert downed his anxieties in whiskey. But the undeniable winner of the night was Jimmy Fallon, who brought out a guest that fans around the world are bound to recognize (no, it wasn’t Obama). Folks, Dr. Evil is back, and this time, he’s determined to run for Congress. “Make America Evil Again,” indeed.
Fallon first introduced his Tonight Show guest as a candidate running for one of the “470 congressional seats up for grabs” who’s trying to “make a final push to sway voters.” As his chair spun around, it was clear that said “congressional candidate” was Dr. Evil (Mike Myers), and he hit the crowd with his trademark laugh. “Dr. Evil, is that you?” asked Fallon. “No, it’s white Cory Booker,” replied Dr. Evil, proving that he probably has at least a basic knowledge of America’s major political players. “Of course it’s me, numbnuts.”
After explaining that “evil’s in right now” — “It’s like playing Fortnite while slamming a Tide pod and doing the Shiggy challenge,” he said — Dr. Evil assured Fallon that his political ambitions are very, very real. “So are you running as a Democrat or a Republican?” asked Fallon. “Neither. I’m running as an Eviltarian,” said Dr. Evil as he reached for a Trump-esque red hat. “Our ultimate goal is to Make America Evil Again.”
But evil ain’t just gon’ spread itself. Dr. Evil has a “five-point evil plan” that includes changing all Pringles to “Screamin’ Dill Pickle” flavor, making Donald Trump, Jr. Secretary of the Treasury — “He looks like he’s actually made out of dough. He’s like the Pillsbury Doughboy. I just want to poke his belly,” said Dr. Evil — increasing the time before you can skip ads on YouTube, legalizing weed, and changing the national anthem to that annoying “Baby Shark” song. Four out of five of those things would truly be very evil.
Watch Dr. Evil’s campaign ad in the clip above.
