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Naked SNCTM

Damon Lawner is living out his fantasies as his reality, and helping you to do the same. Lawner is founder and owner of SNCTM, an exclusive private club where the nighttime is always the RIGHTtime! Looking to live the Eyes Wide Shut-thighs wide open lifestyle? SNCTM is here to help, minus the weird chant music. Looking to live this life but are not currently a paying member, and OK just being a peeping Tom (or Thomasina) in the safety of your own home? Showtime is there help with their series, Naked SNCTM! They take us behind the scenes, up close (and in some cases) WAY too personal on the innerworkings of SNCTM, top to bottom! And oh man, is it hard to look away when there’s much hardiness and naughtiness abound!

Episode One —“The Flesh Prince”— gives us the rundown of what SNCTM is all about: a place where people can get their jollies on and off, in a sophisticated, black tie and masqueraded kind of way. But along with the good times, come the not so good times, as we learn that Lawner’s personal life isn’t as sexy as his professional one. He’s separated from his wife, who isn’t a fan of where the money comes from, and worries about the effect it will have on their children. But what is he to do? This is his source of income, and come is lucrative!

But the show must go on! And what a show! SNCTM isn’t some fly by night operation. There are choreographed erotic numbers that are well worth counting. There’s even fine food and wined-up sexy dinner parties, where some of the entrees are eclipsed by the paid help eating one another out on the dining room table!! And when it’s time for dessert, the paid guests get a turn with the paid help. No chocolate fondue, but plenty of fondling! Lawner plays host, and of course gets very hands on with his job. As all this is going on, the camera captures the fancy raunchiness of it all, and even interviews the dinner guests/members as to what they get out of this… getting off. You think to yourselves, who would want themselves filmed being a part of something so dirty AND discreet as this, but then again, these people are exhibitionists, so why not promote the lifestyle instead of hiding behind it?

Episode Two —“The Sex and The Why”— is more of the same, but you probably won’t mind when more of the same includes BJs, and spankings, and leather goods doing bad. We also learn more about how everyday people become employees of SNCTM, and how others become members. (Vetting – it’s all in the vetting!) And once you’re vetted and approved to serve or be served, it’s on to heavy petting! Lawner and his team take their hiring practices very seriously. Potential employees: show them what you got. What can you do with your body? How far are you willing to go? Show us your tits! A potential female hire is a real estate agent by day, and super into fetishizing at night, including and not limited to farting on men (I shit you not!). But like everything in this wild world, while it’s all about lust, it’s also all about trust. When the tryouts are going on, another potential hire male is getting a little too randy handsy with some other wannabes upstairs, making everyone feel uncomfortable. Once the SNCTM folk get wind of what’s going on, they show Handsy Randy the door. Can’t be having any of that. This is all about being comfortable, for both the players, and the payers alike.

Where does it go from here? This club may not be for you or me, but doesn’t mean we shouldn’t turn a blind eye to (t)it. Better to be inner SNCTM, than outer. Count me in for the next 5 episodes!

Thighmaster is full time master of thighs, and editor-in-CHEF of ThighsWideShut.org, an organization based out of Thighland. In his free time he eats fried chicken, and runs street teams to promote the greatness of David Fincher’s Zodiac, and the greatness of the Zardoz trailer.